Band Formed: 1986 SONG LIST

If you are in desperate need of musical resuscitation, we have the paramedic team to fill your prescription:

Our expert anaesthetist, Dr. DAN CORMIER, is fully qualified to administer all of the requirements to make the operation a success. If his anaesthitics don't ease your pain, then his thunderous drumming will knock you out cold.

In control of pharmacology, our senior lab techinician, Dr. TOM MURRAY, will make sure you get exactly what you need, when you need it. If it's not in stock, Tom will mix up a new batch, giving it a careful stir with his guitar. His centrifugal leads will inject more than enough of the right amount of solution to keep you going.

Our chief neurosurgeon, Dr. JIM CHESWORTH, has nerves of steel (and hands that feel). His fingers become part of his instruments as he deftly cuts with precision right into the heart of the matter. His electronic surgery techniques, with his synthesized multi-keyboard system, are truly astounding.

In charge of our gynecology department, we have the eminent Dr. TERRY MANCINI. He has vast experience in this field and is quick to alleviate any problems that may arise. Dr. Mancini has devoted his life to helping women, as he will use every method available to relieve their suffering and frustrations, including his miraculously soothing voice to ease their discomfort.

Dr. KARL RIGELHOF is our resident general practitioner. He is on call to solve any minor difficulties and is very flexible in handling various emergency situations. He is diligent in his efforts at infusing the proper medication to bring patients back to health and get them on their feet again, with the rhythmic pulses of his bass (guitar) monitors and his diverse diagnostics.

Holding the entire team together and keeping everything organised is our Director of Nursing, DEB ALLEN. If there is anything that the team or patients need, she is extremely effecient at satisfying their requirements. She manages, with authority and insight, to take care of all complications and routine procedures.

There you have it. A group of interesting individuals, who when teamed together, with the purpose to revive anyone who is in need of musical aid and intensive entertainment care, with their unique life-support system, will ensure a swift recovery.

We can save your life. Count on us.

Call LIFELINE today!