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(THE CONTINUED AMAZING ADVENTURES OF) TRAPEZOID FLOYD 1984 Karl Rigelhof Trapezoid Floyd's mining asteroids Don't get annoyed Floyd You're not stuck on this rock forever Trapezoid Floyd's got his fleet deployed They're being toyed with Floyd Just a little bit longer and you'll be richer than ever Trapezoid Floyd's about to be destroyed It's something you can avoid Floyd Just push that big red button and let the robots do the rest Trapezoid Floyd's presently unemployed Don't blame the droid Floyd He just did what he thought was best "This is another fine mess you've gotten me into!" screamed Floyd at his robot pLuk mark 2, whom he affectionately called Fluk. "Out of." injected Fluk, "If I hadn't triggered the escape pod relays to eject the command capsule we would now be floating in space as a cloud of titanium dust!" "Couldn't we have simply outrun them?" "Negative. You know the Regalion Commissary ion beams fire at the nearest object in motion." "We could've at least saved some of the ore..." "That is precisely why they had fired upon us in the first place. You're lucky I engaged the hyperdrive when I did." "Lucky, huh! I would have rather been blown to atoms than to stand in this stinkin' line trying to get a commission to haul grain to God knows where with what's left of my rig and I'm supposed to feel grateful to you!" "Well if that's the way you feel about it!" muttered Fluk as he motored away. "God damn cyborgs!"
