A GOURMET MEAL June 22/87 Karl Rigelhof

You can't live with (th)em
And you can't live without (th)em
There (is/'s (not))/ain't no/any use/good bitchin(g)
There/it (is/'s (not))/ain't no/any use/good (in) shoutin(g)

You can't live with it
And you can't live without it
Under any/(the best of) condition(s)
I'm/you're beginning to doubt it

CHORUS:
You/I've got mixed emotions
Transfixed devotion(s)
About/over you
What should I/you do
What to do

You put my soul/mind in a blender
And (then) turned it on/up (to) high
You said love me tender
But (I/you/we know) that was a lie
You wrote return to sender
Without a reason why/
Without a reply
You put/drove/went (me) on a bender
When you said good bye

You drove a Cuisinart
Right through my heart
You fired/shot Cupid's arrow
Right from the barrel
Of a/your gun
It was fun
For you
At the time
(Your) love is a crime