TRAFFIC JAM Dec. 14/83 Karl Rigelhof

You'd better stop to take a closer look
Time to gawk at the bad turn he just took
Twelve lanes wide full of cars, asphalt, and concrete
An asshole behind the wheel makes it complete
The situation is getting way out of hand
We're stuck in another traffic jam

Late again for work
Because of some stupid jerk
Who decided to stall in the middle of the road
I feel like running him down, squashing him like a toad
But I sit in my car as calmly as I can
Stuck in another traffic jam

CHORUS:
Traffic jam
Curse of man
It's all part of the plan
To bring you strife

Blow the horn
Feel the scorn
Your patience is torn
It's a part of life

Stop and go, crawling slow: why, I don't know
People stare with glee to see if any blood shows
There's no reason for this turmoil, it doesn't make sense
It makes you wonder how the hell some people get their license
I wish I had an armour plated battering ram
Then I'd never be stuck in another traffic jam

REPEAT CHORUS